is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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