Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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