yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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