Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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