Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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