so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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