I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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