I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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