Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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