just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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