My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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