Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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