Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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