Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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