We need to rekindle our bromance
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My breasts were aching with rage.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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