Me too!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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