That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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