He kissed a someone with a penis
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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