I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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