I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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