i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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