How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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