My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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