Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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