doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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