I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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