Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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