i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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