Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
My ass is underappreciated
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
