My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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