I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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