Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize