btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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