You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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