You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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