whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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