Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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