erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You are the jesus of drinking
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize