Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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