but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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