I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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