he wants to bone in the snuggie
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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