I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
