I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Its about making memories worth repressing
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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