Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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