so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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