Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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