Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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