Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There's always time for handjobs
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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