Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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