Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Randomize
