I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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