I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
