Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Screwed.edu
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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