i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
