we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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